Fly Me Like A Sunday
December 29, 2008
Last month, we were merely weighing the possibility of breaking the impossible that sounded like forever. Which by all means flying off to a holiday destination with many blessings from parents for me, handful of budget for Ev and studying the maps of Sabah entirely in one week for Emily. We were actually struggling between the strangest combination of destination to go- Kota Kinabalu or Hong Kong. Exasperated with my inability to enclose an independent trip for just once sake, I am more than contemplating a location where we could hang around for more than 3 days without burdening too much on budget, so KK it was. So we three planned ahead with mucho of yes yes yes and few weeks later, we were good to go. Of course the only dude in the group Mr Loo Yee Keong needn’t care shit about the planning because he will be going over swimmingly anyway as long as the hotels provide good bed wtf.
And we were very excited and encompassed this trip with the term legendary as we have been leading a fairly boring and clean life for too long. We wanted to be existential this time! Only with a little bit different from your visualize.
You see, my father works for MAS. And enough with the question, Is he a pilot? Because no, he is not. He just sits comfortably at the back of his chair planning a road schedule for every damn plane. And the MAS offer free cheap tickets for their staff, valid for only family member. Obviously the other three would be taking Air Asia and I am flying solo on MAS. So you can imagined when I were to fly alone, I kept rabbiting on the fact that I would get lost or board a wrong plane quite incomprehensibly, which is totally understandable, if you knew me long enough. I have a negative percentage value of direction sense. I used to get lost in Pyramid. First day, aren’t that bad being dumped alone in the KLIA airport while the rest went to another terminal. In fact, I was still half asleep among the crowd of passenger with my small luggage, striding through a shortcut from dad’s office into the airport. And because my dad was nagging a little too much, honestly. He is hard to penetrate intellectually at times.
On my way to KK, I transited for 45 minutes to Brunei and did manage to catch a glimpse of the airport. And when I got back into the plane, more than half being was gone with the wind, and I am left with two annoying middle aged man whom are busy amusing themselves with Taiwan pop star material song list, which aren’t exactly the right match between the age and the glowing faces, made me had a funeral inside my brain. Now I wished I had taken the offer for jump seat. I could have caught a better foretaste of the almighty clouds and getting feisty with the pilots and the endless buttons. The last time I sat was 2 years back. Damn. I landed with a ride from Uncle Eric, friends of dad to pick up the rest from Terminal 2. And my mind went blank prose when I saw their luggage. My god. It was enough to lay on the entire Africa.
Kota Kinabalu is well, basically a small town with enriching nature soil. We only got to explore some bits of the city and natural habitants. Due to the fact of limited budget and transport, we stayed in a self budget hotel which turned out to be not bad. The air was crisped and moisturize but the weather was unbearably hot. The sea smell always filled the air and one has to constantly planned you journey well ahead as the city is constantly buried with traffic jams. After a while exposing to the air we will pretty much get sticky as the jetty are a 10 minutes walk down the street, which is to say it is a grasp of convenient when it comes to exploring the island!

#1 The hotel we stayed in was the freezing point straight to my tip. We just reached the room and within five minutes i am shivering badly. Then it took us 15 minutes to realize we could hear each other out through the thin wall between. Such coolness. At the 3rd day an electricity breakdown occured and the whole building sank into a black solitude and thats when you get Emily and Ev set into motion giving one another a heartful scream out of the pitch black, while yee keong cursing monotone could be heard from the far end somewhere. I am too restless to be bothered haha.

#2 My lovely side bed! This was the only light shining through when the electricity breakdown and for your information, there weren’t a single window in all rooms. The illusion draw by the curtain did confused us at the beginning. While the cold breeze in the room wasn’t pleasant at all, i tried to draw open the curtain for some sunlight but all i get was a blank white wall. I try to digest the common sense behind these curtain wall while Ev find this amusing and thus roll and laughed. This was also the historical place where we played pictionary. Yee Keong bounce up and down the bed illustrating WONDERFUL! on his face for his fascination towards this thingi. We on the other hand, nearly vomit blood.
(Showed Yk his word to draw. It was King Kong. )
Yk: Omg omg lemme start! Emily guess ah!
(He drew a head with a row of mildly weird but understandable sharp teeth while me and Ev watched with such amazement, trying to get a glimpse on which part does actually look like King Kong)
Emily: Wolf! OHHHHH WEREWOLF!
Yk: YESS! HOMG WE WON! (both sprigged up and hugged with joy)
(Meanwhile, we both stare at them with the jaw hanging down, and only register the situation after 10 seconds.)
Me: WTF. Eh uncle, WRONG WORD LAH HOMG.
Yk: What! Werewolf what!
We: NOOOOOO. (Showed him again)
(He started drawing a big muscular dude with lotsa fur and used the end of the oen to poke on the bare chest of the picture hahaha.)
Emily: TARZAN! POPEYE! …
We: (Giving hints) King What!
Emily: KING OF THE JUNGLE!
We all slapped our face punctually.

#3 First day! We walked down the street straight to the Jesselthon Jetty to Pulau Sapi. If i lived there i will go to each island everyweek and bring back some cheesy solitary of the mesmerizing scenary. There are basically five island located in a huge area namely Pulau Tunku Abdul Rahman. I would suggest Pulau Sapi and Manukan because they sandy beaches and corel are much more worth the cost. You can hitch on any boat traveling agency and planned your schedule ahead. Yee Keong were forced to carry the FOOD LUGGAGE packed by Emily. Omg you can actually survived at least another 10 more months if you ever landed in an isolated island with her. She has EVERYTHING. Mind you, we didnt even brought an extra outfit and she bought more than enough. According to her, she shall changed whenever she is wet. Like, WHENEVER.

#4 Yellow shirt: (looked at me and came back with more stary eyes)
White shirt: Wow, superman!

#5 They were checking out my tee haha.

#6 Our unchanging, enigmatic smiling faces on board. The speed basically collected a number of us and transported us to each island perspectively. The load of us were so heavy, the boat when striding steely across the sea and all we get was a soft breeze. Then as people started to get off one by one, we happened to be the last to gyrate around the boat accordingly, so it would be balance. Thats when the boatman decided to gave us a myriad of hardcore ride to lose ourselves into. The boat practically hit on every shore and bounce with the rush of air. It was superb.

#7 And this dude still sleep soundly. Told you. He’s engaged to beds and pillow.

#8 Para sailing! Will you just look at the sea!

#9 Do you know that when they hit the shore, the waves spilled themselves onto the shores , the furrow of seawater actually send a soft swishing on us and when it dried, you can clearly see a pack of crystal clear salt. Sigh i missed the salty taste already.

#10 I still cant quite get over the fact that i didn’t need to spill a fortune to comfort myself with the warmth and blue of this place from a distance. And that sea water is the one of the very few i would surpassed as crystal clear with the shade of blue green and the different degree of blue. It’s just pleasantly mesmerizing.

#11 The ultra mega blue. And the sea blue! Makes me wanna filed them up like how i stored my ice cream. I really kid you not and the editing wont do the justice for disguise. This was exactly what my eye captured from a short distance. Thank god the rain was no where to be seen.

#12 Ev taking a peep while we were organizing the load of snorkel goggles and life-jacket. The sticky sweaty life-jacket. The locals were running dry, and instead, the island were filled with countless of Japanese, Korean and Europeans.

#13 Sorry, i am making sure your eyes are getting a fair adjustment from the vast oceans that reflects such prestigious blue and green out of the entire universe because the possibilities of these language of beauty. Me and Ev was happily squirming around the deck looking fro more hidden fishes underneath while Emily having a hide and seek moment with the sun.

#14 Ah, such bliss awaits us! Even though this is my 4th round.

#15 I was mildly beaming when i found out this after some random snap. Such cliche for the most poetic kind of ending in couples. The naked couple on a cover. They do looked naked dont they? I just realized i’ve taken a mountain of such taley shots as if they were lovers in a breaking up peroid. I shall show you.

#16 My second round of snorkeling and fish feeding. Ev named me Bread Soldier wtf. We actually sneaked a book of bread from the hotel enough to feed a whole house of orphans yet no guilt suppressed. It was a bunch of expired bread anyway, laying unnoticed on the breakfast buffet desk. Lemme tell you the tale of fish feeding. I wasnt too bothered with the yellow sun when i am craving for more fish nibbling. The rules of it are simple. If you would prefer a relaxing nibble with plenty of joy to watch, you shall not go into the water more than 5 feet. Because we named it the safe area where all tiny ikan bilis will roam your entire territory and nibble on your bread and finger. And this can go for century i tell you. That small piece of bread still look the same after half and hour of nibbling. As we moved on to the coral area, the bilis will vanished and you get the many other colorful species of fishes to layan you. Oh the life-jacket is merely to save my feet from those coral okay! Not because i dont know how to swim. When me and Ev went in earlier bare footed, we were bearing from all the scratches and bloody fish bite from a black one. Thus, life-jacket to make me float heh. Ev lagi chunted, she wore her Diesel sandals in can you imagine that! Thats like taking a stroll in the sea. Sounds awesome now that i come to think of it. And of all this effort, she still get caught up with a sea urchin sting and knows how to cover them with vinegar! When i dont even have a clue whats that. Apparently, people get sting all the time because the life guard had more than ten bottles of vinegars laying on the sand.

#17 I cant snap the pretty view of marine life underneath but let me assure you it was BEAUTIFUL. For the first touch when we stepped on those corals, it felt like a pile of rocks and stone but when we started snorkeling, it was a whole new story. The annoying part was a mass group of brown and black fishes would leave a small bite on you leg. Like viciously okay, not the soft nibbles. At the end of the day, we were rewarded with bruises and scars everywhere. The others on the other hand resembles a visual illusion of uh, Finding Nemo wtf, because there were Nemo and Dory. There were more of the butterfly fish and parrot fish as we dive further. We were happily embracing the salty solitude unil Emily and Yk dive in, Ev suddenly screamed at me.
” OMG ZHENG JOO. GOT A DAMN HUGE FISH. LIKE HUGEEEEEE. OMG”
I thought it was a medium size of tropical fish i saw so i shrugged and told her i did, and tell her not to panicked because theres nothing wrong with it.
“Oh okay.” She replied.
Next minute you know, i was running against the sea pressure for my life buried with shock.
“OMFG I SAW THE HUGEEE FISH, WITH A BAR OF DAMN SHARP TEETH SOME MORE!”
She gave me the I told you look at run together for our life.
It was a Titan Trigger fish after much investigation. Okay lah. It wasnt THAT big, but we were merely focusing on the size of its huge lips therefore we assume its huge. We ran all the way up the sea side and this is what we warned the lovebird, if i am not much mistaken.
“Eh dont go down at the moment oh my god, theres this huge Angeline Jolie!”
Hahaha. When panicked attacks, we speak the mind. We end up throwing bread into each others life-jacket to attract the all fishes to attack each and other while there were two kids staring at us blindly. And when they finally witnessed the damn teeth, i shall quote Yk’s line here.
” What lah you all, name fishes like that. Okay lah lets look for Brad Pitt now.”

#18 Lunchie! We packed our very own Tuna can with biscuits. For the budget sake. I heart the sand, soft and pleasant.

#19 While waiting for the boat. Theres still so much we wanted to do. Jungle trek the island to spot the monkey that eat crabs. Island hopping to Pulau Mamutik. Sadly, we hadnt had much time and with the red fangs of bite all around our leg and the sea urchin stings, our best option would be to sail back. WILL YOU LOOK AT THE BLUE!

# 20 Haha the two angmoh still feeding fish at the deck while we watched the horizon line spread out in front of us. Very soothing. We reached hotel at the speed of time and slept like a baby. With much dry salts distanced among each other on our bags and everything. Because it was exceptional. I totally forgot to collect seashells though, my usual habit when it comes to island. They decides the idealism of an island.
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#21 This was the second day of the journey while we were in the car. I actually lived in villas like this when i was 4 years old on top of these mountain. I hope they are still as good as my memory :) We paid 185 bucks for a one day trip which provide lunch, guide and transport. Before this when we searched for a transport up there for a cheaper price, where some dude claimed that he will dropped us there with the price of 90 bucks per person, we were overjoyed until the point whre Uncle Eric called me and told me that the company is functioning under a boatman. A BOATMAN. Who wouldn’t further more explain the detail of the trip to him. Therefore out of the sudden the adults kept ranging us up literally persuading us to take the 185 bucks one. Come to think of it, it was a good thing we came with the tour guide because imagine we getting lost in the canopy walk!

#22 As we move on the mountain cliff where the driver was speeding like space shuttles, the air starts getting cold and frosty. Its a pile of foggy blurry scene out there while we are getting busy in the car.
Busy with watching the art of balance by Emily. Watch! Esp Ev and Emily, i added “stuff”.

#23 FYI again, we did not came for Mount Kinabalu climbing so heres the closest we can get. They stopped us at a small village for the souveniors and the ever splendid view. This is when Ev started her desire to pee routine and it’s a disaster can. She practically screams for toilet every 10 minutes no matter where she stands. That includes the hotel. I am awaken with the loud bam of toilet door every 30 minutes T_________T She cant stop peeing because she kept boiling the water. Btw why this snap so DSLR material one! :D

#24 Told you. They have excellent series of break up snapshot. These is the malevolence version haha. Look at Yk man.

#25 Continuation of the journey with plenty of enthralling nonsense to share. This iz the Pirate!

#26 The gypsy wtf

#27 And the Mrs Pirate HAHAHAHA.

#28 :)

#29 And now we are landed with deep shit alongside with the fog. Haha. This somewhere in the middle of the deep jungle. I totally ignore about the existence of the policy to cross the 3 part-suspension bridge, that is we must endure the long process of canopy walk into the forest. It wasnt that bad actually, just that (and if you noticed), we were wearing outfits that enhanced the even more cuckoo side of us, because who the heck wear jeans and sweater jacket to do canopy walk!? Kita orang. Even the tour guide expressed her concern when we showed up like that. Oh btw, the tour guide in the entire KK are the top notch seriously. They are all local people with a passion for their culture and nature, very friendly, fairly knowledgable and always willing to help. They even walked the canopy with us to make sure we do not get lost. How can! I walked one time i feel like my lungs and heart are all tied up and they are doing this everyday.

#30 Canopy walk started. We were called the JEANS GANG. Our group consists of one Japanese couple who gets hyped up whenever they found some unheard species of flowers while the other old Korean couple get all fancied by all the plants that produce traditional medicine. We, on the other hand, dressing up as a tough cookie-wannabe were busy savoring in the land of tall green plants with the endless nonsense of bugs. Because we are weird like that.

#31 This is Mr Loo Yee Keong. He is such a poser because whenever he spotted the familiar flash of a camera, his face would turned into an aloof disposition like this one and looked like a mixture of serial killer and Bao Qing Tian.

#32 THE COOL LEAF WITH SUCH PRETTY PATTERNS!

#33 I heart this umbrella tree. I spotted this while i am crawling my way out half alive.

#34 We canopy walked and nearly died of asthma. I aint no exercise material and the 1st 200 hundred steps were MURDEROUS. And i thought we would be the fastest. Naturally, i was wrong. On both account. The two older generation human being not only walked faster than us, apparently they walked in a pace of steady steps and there was even spaces for conversations. The Japanese lady looked as if she was glowing with tranquil in some Sunday afternoon tea while stepping up those tomb stones along the path when we looked like some Cinderella in their 80’s. And i thought we were the one with that taut youthful body. Damn. On a sadder note, i have a mild height phobia and that bridge was designed to be crossed with cat walk. Swingy cat walk! I stormed like nobody business at the first two bridge while the tour guide overlooked me from the far end and asked me weather i am here to cross the damn bridge or to enjoy the view.

#35 Our body’s bathed with cold, sticky sweat. Beneath those jolly faces. See what we wore lah my god.

#36 Monkey’s food-the wild blueberries. The tour guide kept forcing us to eat, assuring that it is not poisonous and that we would be 10 years younger after eating them. At her 4th tried persuing us to have a go on them, Yk spoke his intellectual mind again
“Cannot edi lah. Young ten more years we wont exist edi lah.” Heh.

#37 The real one are located in Sandakan. So emily die hard wanted a picture with the fake one.

#38 When i finally slowed down. I hate the midst of hanging in the center of air earthshaking, like an impervious bubbles. Plus i sucked at catwalk alright. Yk caught up with my flow of fear and freaking hell, he went and swing the damn bridge gah, totally ignoring the tour guides 1st rule for the four of us-” You all children CANNOT NAUGHTY AND JUMP” wtf.

# 39 His best shot ever. Like, EVER.

# 40 The kayu balak to hold the bridge. We were instructed to hug the trunk to experience the coolness from it. I thought it was a good equation of balancing for Emily. They should invent something like that inside cars so that she can hugged the pole and turned balance hahaha.

#41 On our way down. Instead of catching the trail of the majesty scene in the forest, we were busy being caustic tucking our head below the ground to ensure our leg manage to set food on the right rocks and branches.

#42 I remembered this was snapped by Yk. He said Emily looked like a potential suicidal attempt and i am smelling my hand wtf.

#43 Like flowers amongst the green. After we reached the tip bottom, i was too tired to consume a word as the heavy breathing went unending. They went on the hot spring while i went hunting for a shade.

#44 While waiting for the 2 couples to be back. We were so bored we decided to do theme photo shooting haha. This is why we are meant to be friends and let us be associated with plenty of optimism and rubbish. This shot was based on Sexy sad wtf. Its a suceed, i guess. Except for Yk. He looked as if he is suffering from liposuction.

#45 Theme: Respiration in Plant with extra help from the chloroplast(Ev & Emily) and the attack of the Ultraviolet (Yk). And this is why we are such social parasitic.

#46 FYI, i am laughing until i split my sides already. Ev imitated Jay in ANTM and screamed on top of her lungs : Gimme fierce! Gimme fierce! And this is what resulted. HAHAHA LOOK AT YK LAH MY GOD. Shit lemme continue my laughing…

#47 Alice In The Wonderland. Remember when she sat on the spinning teacup!? :D

#48 Thank me!

#49 This is Pearl Harbour version of couple shot.
We spent most of the night after this gluing our eyes on the Cinemax channel because Uncle Eric warned us about the dangerousness during the night. I think i’ver already covered 15 movies in 4 nights, not to mentioned that they are all some 70’s and 80’s cowboy flick films. I nearly died. Died of soreness and freezing to death.
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#50 We arrived in the Tamu Penampung market the next day because Uncle Eric said this is the only time we could observe a market life at all without clipping on to our nose and avoiding puddle of fish water. Tamu was as clean as white. We went from stalls to stalls messing around their item for sell and most importantly, food hunting. It is a place to be for the locals every Thursday and Friday where the traders come from far way land such as the mountain just to sell their best quality stuff, ranging from fresh vegetables to handicrafts like this one. Mind you, their handicraft are solemnly efforts of handmade and they are sold at quite a high price too. Like the Gong in the picture, it shall cost you around RM 4k.

#51 This is the kind old man who demonstrated how his product works wtf. I thought it was a bird whistle wooden peck thing but i wasnt and when he blew through the holes, it was some sort of melancholy tune. Ev said when she saw our face turned into the century most shocked face looking at him blew through holes, she cant stop laughing and form a center of circle around her again.

#52 Tamu Penampung overview.

#53 Disaster strikes wherever we go haha. The nice local band were more than welcome insisting us to play on their traditional instrumentals. And this is Ev replaying the tune to Emily wtf she actually stood and memorizes their song’s tune and replay them at the instinct.

#54 I was more interested on embracing the drum damn Tarzan. The dude behind me kept assuring that it wunt hurt the drum to address the ancient drumstick on the surface as hard as possible.

#55 Playing while holding her nasi lemak. She claimed this as her lunchie in Air Asia the next day sigh.

#56 The band performing. Unlce Eric and Ev busy catching up the right tune and by that time, the whole pasar fixed their eyes among us. And upon the attention we attracted, people started handing us weird taste fruits and drinks all around. There was a langsat like fruit which tasted like heaven! And a baby version of mangosteen. It is a mangosteen, except that it was 5 times smaller.

#57 Want the truly exotic? Give the sago worms, or butod, a try! You’ve gotta eat them alive to make used of the full protein. We nearly got a very old aged granny to performed for us. Nearly. I think this is what Timba and Pumba ate in Lion King. Cause they moved exactly the same way.

#58 I stared at this piece of gross for more than 15 minutes. I know, whats wrong with me. It’s just f awesomely gross and they attract you to challenge yourself to stare at it even longer wtf. Does anyone get me?!

#59 Coconut drink courtesy of Uncle Eric. We laughed so hard my god. This is because the coconuts were some huge ass one and we couldnt finish the drink no matter how hard we sucked on the straw and swallowed them.
Yk: Walao why mine still at the same level one?
Ev: This is like more than 1.5 liter of water bottle oredi.
Then she started her laughing moment. because we looked so pathetic sucking the water while trying to overcome the weight of that coconut. It was heavy mind you. Emily carried them like a new born baby. And we had the whole market staring at us, again. It was like some Coconut Drinking Competition street show.

#60 So this is what we ended up doing. The four unfinished one with Uncle Eric’s one beside.

#61 We arrived at the Monsopiad Cultural Village and paid only RM10! The original was 45 bucks and our faces immediately went black. Monsopiad was a fearsome warrior who lived in the village of Kuai nearly 200 years ago and thus the name. Rather interesting exhibits include the massive monolith which invokes a dozen legends, the traditional restaurant and of course Siou Do Mohoing, or the House of Skulls, where all 42 ‘trophies’ of Monsopiad hang from the rafters.

#62 The welcome drink turned out to be the traditional rice wine. After i took one mouthful of it, Only Uncle Eric spoke up and said we were suppose to taste it sip by sip. They were awaiting for my drunken moment after that while playing congkak. I still dont get congkak lah. I just assumed it is an art of placing rocks since forever wtf.

#63 The guider explaining how this tempayan trapped the spirit of warriors. He was a funny one, originally located at Wangsa Maju! Wassup!

#64 The skulls of the warriors. The tourist are expected send the highest respect and regards upon entering this house of skulls as they believed the spirits still lived under this roof.

#65 We were actually given a map to explore the whole of the village. We started strutting along after we settle into the familiarity of mosquitoes and the wet damp scent across the air. We brightened up when we saw another suspension bridge to be explore and this time i felt s sense of joy more than fear. The wood of this bridge proved to be more unstable and broken than the national park one. This is Uncle Eric btw, who fetched us around regardlessly through the hollow traffic jam and far distance places. And who fetched us to and from airport which lighten the burden of budget. And at the end of the day, he bought two boxes of local vege and all for me to be brought back for the dad. Damn paiseh can.

#66 I called this the Evolution of Mankind because they flow in the right position. At the early age you have Yk who represent the caveman and ape period where they strike a monkey pose. Then as we moved on we have the cellphone age by Uncle Eric. Followed by Emily Wong who represent the fashion eras. Last but not least jeng jeng jeng, you have the POSER ERAS by Ev wtf. Sorry i am high on chocolate-chip cookies recently.

# 67 THERE WAS BLOODY NOTHING ACROSS THE RIVER. Where in the map case, it illustrated a nice warrior boat and jetty. And all we found was a broken shed and more mosquitoes bite, with two farmer staring at us curiously.
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#68 I, for being annoyed with the cowboy flicks already, grabbed a map of chased us all out of the hotel to walk to The Waterfront. We walked approximately 20 minutes to find out what we have missed for the pass 3 nights! The city was filled with dazzling lights, pulsating rhythms and a fantastic blend of energy where most bars and restaurant are located along the sea side.

#69 i loved how they built an inner street along the shopping mall. How awesome is this architecture design!?

#70 SEAFOOD MOMENT. Sadly we skipped the butter crab and ordered butter prawn :(

#71 This wasted couples stopped us half way and insisted a photo to be taken while Ev was mindlessly snapping around. How cute! Ev said her ambition is to grow old like that.

#72 My favorite shot of the day! There were 3 brightly color flags of pirates, Malaysia and Aussie. Take a wild guess who picked which.

#73 Such bliss.
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#74 The hotel walkway and room conjured such many lucid memory of fooling around. Ev went high on drugs during this time where she sang NON STOP. Like some auto-pilot karaoke box while i am flipping up all the maps in Sabah to check for our next destination. Whenever i open a conversation she would twisted my words into a song lyrics and started singing our conversation can you imagined! As the neater freak among the four of us, we forbidden shoes around the room and bed whereas on the other room where Emily and Yk stayed, it was a bird nest lah. Everything was everywhere. I even spotted the canopy walk day jeans of Yk on his bed MY GOODNESS it was filled with mud can. Not to forget the boiling water tale. I would occasional get a glass of water passed randomly by her in a satisfied tone where she helped me boiled my water of the day.

#75 Checking out. LOOK AT THEIR LUGGAGE. Like packing for a one year Europe trip like that. The hotel buffet dining hall was located right at the end over there. It is always the same. Sausages, omelets, and a few more other predictable one. I realize we Asian eat everything under the sun, when the Western folks only eat the following, Fruits and salad or toast. Thats all.

#76 This was when the hotel phoned us to inform that we did not check out at 12 and there fore we were to pay for extra charges. Ev stormed down immediately and settle the business hahaha. We then sit tight waiting for Uncle Eric.

#77 Unfortunately, sitting tight are never in our dictionary. This is Yk doing the Lala-Number pose, i just found out today wtf. Ev said from the No 4 onwards, it was all purely out of his imagination instead of the Klang Lala pose. Emily why your bf like that one hahaha.
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We split our journey on the way to the airport again. By that time i was feeling rather heavy hearted to tell you the truth. I foreseen another one year of strong and selfish idealization in the arty world, burdening myself with many starry nights to ponder on again before we could have another trip like this. It was unexplainable. And because i have to ride a plane alone again. To top up the worst scenario, my flight got delayed for 3 hours. 3 HOURS ALONE IN THE AIRPORT. I walked around the edges of the airport, observing the bigger picture of life again. And watched Gate A slowly filled with fellow passengers. Apparently, i havent even board the plane when Emily all landed in KLIA wtf.
And that was not all.
As i boarded the plane, my neighbor seated an uncle. Masturbating. I mean it has to be lah, or else why would he be scracthing the triangle area with both hand so obviously? Qi Han told me he was most probably having an itching penis WTF. Ewwww. I kept my eyes transfixed on my book, food and noting else for the next 2 hours. I reached KLIA at 11 pm when Ev is in her pyjamas sigh.
My departure left me much emptier than ever. Who knows, i might never be back again.
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Soundtrack: Umbrellas- The City Light
So have you been to a place like this?
To see your breath as it paints against the sky.
whoah, uber long post, but the whole trip seems enjoyable. Haha 600 worth the trip la. Anyway u have some really funny frez lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am annoyed by the word nibble.ish ev made it worst! ‘nibble stomach hole all’ stupid girl! (kill her tomorrow please)
hahahahahhaha and and wtf you named ‘that’ area traingular area! lol artistic ppl is definitely different from us. if its me i will call it pubic area hahahahahahahah.
ok shit this comment sound extremely wrong!
Nibble, nIbBle, NiBbLe, nibbLE, NIbBlE lol! Be annoyed!
Eh yeala, dam slow loh you, zj. Such a big fish swimming there tak nampak, some more I thought you damn brave, see d no reaction. Then I like debating whether to run or not, but don’t want to appear so cowardly in comparison.
Oh and I declare the old man that plays the weird air blowing instrument as the best part of the trip man. Ahh good times. Still makes me laugh like shit when I remember him suddenly demonstrating the leafy tune then we all like WTH *Tak tahu apa kau tengah main lah pai cik* face. That and the cookie dance
Next trip – the carribeans! Muahaha. Inspired by the piratey spirit. Just wait for me to knock one tooth out and replace it with the golden glittery kind.
And Emily arh! Why I never, pubic area!? Shakes head! Who teaches you such foul foul word LOL
Awesome…they look totally awesome!!
you really should bring me back some worms.
I wonder how it tastes…seriously… o_o
*they looked cute too…XD
Looks like you enjoyed youself quite a bit in KK, that’s good.
Just some facts for you, Monsopiad was actually killed by his own village people becauseof his bloodlust and they had to kill him off since he was picking fights with everyone just to kill them. and yea, they were sad about it, very ironic case this one…
haha long post eh ! cant wait to hear more stories abt ur hols ;p
Your ending bit caught me…it always feels difficult to part with good memories but hey, just hang on to hope yea ;)
ei, those gross fishes, are nice to eat when you ‘bbq’ it.. seriously!
homg superwoman >3<
lolz
zk-beyond funny edi lah haha. 600 still alot k!
emily- nibble nibble nibble. whats wrong with it!? pubic -__- i prefer triangular thank you very much.
ev- hahaha.
juehui- its WORMS. no worm on earth qualifies as cute.
darren- after the story session you gave me, i still cant believe i went all the way over there to pay a tribute to a UHM murderer who kena murder wtf.
queen- i havent tell you yet until today haha.
anonymous- if my ending caught you, then you have caught my exact feeling while writing hah. hang on to hope i will and thank you :)
kenny- ewwww. this is like mini anaconda.
kane- heh.